yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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