I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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