what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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