Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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