I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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