I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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