"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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