Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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