The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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