North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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