And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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