he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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