i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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