I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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