So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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