I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
