Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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