You really coming over, don't trick.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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