absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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