so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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