I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You made out with two different species that night
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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