piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
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dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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