Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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