break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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