yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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