So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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