shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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