porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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