scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you inspire me to be a worse person
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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