It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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