Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize