you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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