She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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