Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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