just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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