have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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