lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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