check it out our google latitudes are spooning
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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