I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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