You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
worst night to have a conscience
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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