did you get engaged???
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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