I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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