I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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