i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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