I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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