i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm passing your future prison.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
