she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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