Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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