Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Sext me about skeletons
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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