she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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