Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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