No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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