It's like God shit irony all over that family
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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